Archive for January, 2009
Beating Off: The New Way To Increase Your Risk Of Prostate Cancer
January 30th, 2009
Maybe Mom was right about keeping our hands out of our pants after all.
claims that males in their 20’s and 30’s who beat it to the tune of 2 to 7 times per week have an increased risk of developing prostate cancer before the age of 60.
Surprise.
The published Tuesday in Britain revealed that those of us who are able to show a little restraint from time to time showed an almost 80% percent less chance of catching the cancer bug
Conversely, the study found that if you can hold off on really going to town until you’re 50, incessant masturbation can actually help flush out some toxins that can cause other health problems in older males.
Men in their 40’s received little to no effects from their self pleasure practices, aside, of course, for self pleasure.
Most importantly, the study found no conclusive link between sexual activity and prostate cancer.
Translation = Keep on boning Fordham!
In a related story, assholes like Jim Nicholls, Pastor of the True Christian Church of Christ in Blytheville, Arkansas,.who have been claiming all along that good, old fashioned alone time is really just the work of the devil, would have had another piece of evidence to add to their attack on self love if, you know, they actually
And this time it might have had just a shred of credibility, as opposed to the obvious dirty purported by Mr. Nicholls:
Sigh, Loving Yourself Will Cause Cancer
January 30th, 2009
I found the original study that was talking about where masturbation leads to cancer:
http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20090127/masturbation-and-prostate-cancer-risk
And holy crap am I shaking in my late-20-year old undies.
For men in their 20s, “frequent masturbation” was two to seven times per week. Compared to same-age men who reported masturbating less than once per month, 20-something frequent masturbators had a 79% higher risk of prostate cancer by age 60.
Guys. Guys. 2-7 times a week is FREQUENT? I know people who did that a DAY. Why didn’t this study come out before I turned 28? What do I do now? Stop and hope that the amount of times I don’t from here on in will cancel out the previous 7 years?
And the next time I can go at it is till I’m 50:
“In mature age, it may be more important that toxins get flushed out of the system,” she says. “And because the masturbation frequency was not as high in the men’s 50s as it was in their 20s, even low levels of masturbation in the 50s has a protective effect.”
Oye that’s a long time. I wonder if I can assume that anyone I know with prostate cancer got it from chaffing the captain, grinding the meat sirloin, and all other lame wacking off puns.
I guess I can categorize this under my “Relationships and Love” category since this is loving oneself.
Be a man. Ask for help.
January 30th, 2009
We have heard from many men around the globe who are embarrassed about their inability to produce strong erections and sufficient ejaculations, but what’s even more interesting is that they are also embarrassed to ask for help. They don’t want to talk to their doctors about it, and they are even more dubious about talking to their spouses or sexual partners about it. As a first step to treatment for men who fall into this category, we recommend alternative, non-medicinal techniques such as and prostate stimulation. Prostatic massage has long been used in tantric sex practices in order to stimulate the male , which is the prostate. Although technique varies, using a prostate stimulator during sex or on its own can help a man to get a stiff erection and a satisfying ejaculatory experience.
Sex leads to lexapro?
January 30th, 2009
Frequent Sex And Masturbation In 20s And 30s Linked To Higher Prostate Cancer, But Risks Diminish With Age
January 29th, 2009
Men who are very sexually active in their twenties and thirties are more likely to develop prostate cancer, especially if they masturbate frequently, according to a study of more than 800 men.
However the UK research team also found that frequent sexual activity in a man’s forties appears to have little effect and even small levels of activity in a man’s fifties could offer protection from the disease. Most of the differences were attributed to masturbation rather than sexual intercourse. The study, led by the University of Nottingham, looked at the sexual practices of more than 431 men who had been diagnosed with prostate cancer before the age of 60, together with 409 controls. |
UN Launches $613m Aid Appeal for Gaza
January 29th, 2009
If anything speaks to the United Nations’ impotence as an international political actor it’s
You do know that it was Israel, the 25th richest country in world, that destroyed all those buildings and killed all those people, right? Seems to me it wouldn’t be impolite to ask them to put their hand in their fucking pocket…
Masturbation: Good or Bad for Cancer?
January 29th, 2009
champion wanker
There seems to be a big about the link between and cancer.
In 2003 there was report by about a that claimed masturbation can reduce risk. That was a moment of acknowledgment for all world’s wankers!
However a more showed different results. According to news reports by and , masturbation in the age of 50+ can reduce cancer rink, but frequent masturbation in ages 20-30 can increase it!
I don’t know if it’s a definite results, but it might mean no milking-the-snake until the middle-age!
Ironically, the lead-scientist of the recent study is a Greek - another indication why Greeks are rightfully called ““.
Is the ‘Stud’ really a ‘Wanker”?
January 29th, 2009
UPDATE 14 FEB - Feds want your medical records (Economic stimulus?)
January 29th, 2009
UPDATE:
Two Democrats Who Support Stimulus Oppose Mandatory Nature of Medical-Records Database It Creates
Two Democratic senators who support the $789-billion stimulus bill say they do not support the provision in it that creates a government database that will hold the personal medical records of all Americans. They say individuals ought to be able to opt out of the system.
Two Republican senators, who oppose the overall bill, were also critical of the database.
The bill calls for the creation of a federal “Office of the National Coordinator for Health Information Technology.” This office will be responsible for creating the national database and a plan for “the utilization of an electronic health record (EHR) for each person in the United States by 2014.”
If these two Democratic knew about the provision in it that creates a government database, then why in the hell did they vote for the $789-billion stimulus bill ? They said they didn’t support the provision, I say they did support the Medical Record provision. What say you the American people about your medical records being available for the goverment to read? Sen. Frank Lautenberg (D- N.J.) and Sen. Jeff Bingaman (D-N.M.) and Both Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) and Sen. Daniel Akaka (D- Hawaii) declined to answer CNSNews.com’s questions about the medical-records database. Is this what you Liberals wanted when you voted the savior into office? Oh and these senators had to know that it was in the bill, even I knew back on 28 Jan 2009! Obama wants to spy on your health records, but don’t want to show you his Birth Cert!
Electronic database to include lawsuit, mental health, abortion, sexual details
A little-discussed provision in President Obama’s economic stimulus plan would demand that every American submit to a government program for electronic medical records without a choice to opt out, and it has privacy advocates more than a little alarmed.
Patients might be alarmed, too, privacy advocates said, if they realized information such as documentation on abortions, mental health problems, impotence, being labeled as a non-compliant patient, lawsuits against doctors and sexual problems could be shared electronically with, perhaps, millions of people.
Wait a minute Barack, you want all that information on us The American People but you will not make public your birth certificate? I think you Barack is asking to much from we Americans. Are you willing to give Obama’s government all that information about yourself?
The American people need to now get behind the republicans and let Obama and the democrats know that we don’t want his big spending bill. Contact congressmen anyway you can, by phone, email and yes snail mail! They need to hear from you now! Check out this link below!
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